Mariah Carey OWNS Christmas. Mariah Carey makes more money off of Christmas than Hallmark and is Santa Claus’ best friend, and she reminded us in fantastic fashion with this People’s Elbow of an Instagram post:
Mariah deserves all of the presents, literally all of them, but all she wants for Christmas is me which is pretty tight. She’s like the Thanos of Christmas pop stars, she could snap her fingers and turn every pop star to ever wear a Santa hat into straight fairy dust if she wanted to.
While we’re on the subject of Queen Mimi let’s take a stroll back in time to this legendary performance which I will leave you with as we eagerly await the greatest time of the year… Best of the Year List Season. And also Christmas.