<<Air Horn Sound>> We have some new Beach Bunny, people!!! I have been talking Mates’s and my girlfriend’s ear off about this all week (yes, they are different people), and I think they both want to kill me. But, I don’t care, because unlike the antagonists in the song, I am a self-aware asshole, who
Good evening my brethren and brethrettes. It has come to my knowledge that some “magnet school” kids have been trying to talk that shit. They say that they are better at basketball, because of a level of grit and character that can only be achieved through years of changing in abandoned broom closets. They say
This song is so unbelievably chill. When listening I can feel someone gently massaging my scalp, while burning essential oils. My room is 50% dimmer now, and there’s a mandala tapestry hanging from my wall. Do I know how it got there? Nope. Do I love it? Absolutely. I’m not sure if there is an
Hello all! I know we are all reeling from my previous announcement of an upcoming WEEKLY piece. Well, guess what… it’s here, it’s a party, and all of you funky homosapians are invited. So, grab your shiniest hat and your slickest dancing shoes, it’s Listening Party, folks, and no party poopers are allowed! (Unless that’s
Hello Indie Pong Community. I would like to start off by saying Happy Friggin’ New Year! This year will be completely different. Everything will change and you know why? New calendars, people. It’s just that easy. 2020 is dead and I will for one am dancing on it’s grave. I am someone who enjoys a
He who is not contented with what he has, would not be contented with what he would like to have. You know who said that George (If that’s even your real name)? A man named SOCRATES… Heard of him? 20 years ago, I threw George a lifeline. I saw him there: bright eyed and bushy
Sorry that this article was a bit delayed, MATES. I was just busy ya know, teaching America’s youth. I’ll make sure to phone it in next year. They can just do their learning on youtube. I could have done this like some, and just put my Spotify wrapped on here. *Ahem* shots fired. Regurgitating my
First and foremost, shout out Javier for putting me onto these guys. Community vibes are the best vibes. Well, besides spooky vibes, but Halloween is done, so get over it you witchy witches. In my opinion, nothing really says punk rock resistance than the cute and cuddly Quokka. Not only is the Quokka the only
I don’t think I will do a gimmick on this article. Just gonna talk about music. That’s it. Let’s see how this goes… So, I’m here to review a pretty cool song, “Lightning” by Tiger Lili. Tiger Lili is a side project from Lili Trifilio, of Beach Bunny fame and splendor. “Lightning” takes on a
It’s been a while. I’ve missed you. I won’t leave again. Now let’s listen to a breakup song: Welcome to Woolite radio. Your home of the softest jams this side of the Mississippi. Your captain on this sound voyage is none other than I, Captain Sultry Daw. This ride will not be bumpy. So, sit
