BREAKING NEWS: Brian Is Out, All Days Of The Week George to Take Over Indie Pong Music Blog

Brian kept ditching crucial pizza related Indie Pong meetings, so he’s out and All Days Of The Week George is our new leader. *he just screams business in his Covid-friendly and color-coordinated sporty ball getup*

New Indie Pong Leader: All Days Of The Week George

Brian hates Tame Impala and Beach House – which amply titled strike one and two. Ditching important pizza meetings? BOOTED. Goodbye. George is already running our weekdays, so he may as well run our blog.

Brian doesn’t even go here anymore, he’s too busy eating pizza alone and pretending to hate on pillars of the current indie music scene. Also, remember when we used to have bi-weekly playlists? I don’t either, it’s been so long. Does he even update it monthly?! (It’s been over a month) GTFO!

Shit Brian Doesn’t Want You To Know

  • His #1 artist of 2020 was blink-182 (I didn’t even get this honor) – he was in the top 2% of listeners worldwide?!
  • He regularly listens to Roxanne by Arizona Zervas and Freaky Friday by Lil Dicky
  • Actively talks shit about Tame Impala and Beach House while out in the wild, totally unprovoked. THIS IS NO PLACE FOR HATE.

George, on the other hand, was previously given shit for taking up all the space on the calendar (prompting this feud and playlist). But what do leaders do? They SHOW UP. And that’s more than we can say for Brian. Plus, we really can’t forgive his musical preference missteps.

From the mouth of George himself “While Mates didn’t have a locker room growing up, cuz he went to T. Ridge, he does have a heart, and he very graciously allowed me a slot writing for Indie Pong. Honestly, I have mixed feelings taking his spot at the top, but let’s be real– it was all downhill after Karl took him to the cleaners in the draft last week, right? I bought him a Grimes NFT of her duetting with Charli XCX pre-Elon as a parting gift though, so we’re still cool.”

We reached out to Brian’s communications team for comment, but have not heard back yet. This is a developing story and we will keep you updated.

Carry on Indie Pongers, and stay tuned for cool every day shit with our new head honcho George Folz. Here’s some Tame Impala to hold you over.